Yesterday a co-worker reminded me of some comedic genius of my technical support days.

It was a time when I was doing e-mail support, for a website hosting service that my Not-So-Small-Software-Organization once provided.

In this job, I answered a lot of stupid e-mails. So I pondered, “What if these users ever had a newborn baby, and had these questions? Would they ask such stupid questions… lets find out!”

So I took our most frequent e-mail requests and converted them to maternity language.
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Go read This isn’t writing, its typing.

Rodger Morrow, of “The Writing Company” has a great comparison of the DNC’s choice of political debate and Monty Python’s “Argument Clinic”.

Go ahead.
Go read it.

I’ll be here when you get back.

Its the January edition of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com Searchy Fun.

Can you say “Yay!”?
I can.

For those of you who came in late, these are the top 20 search results used to lead to Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com from various search engines around the world wide web.

So lets get to checking!
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There is a unique clause in my Job Description which is stated as Additional Duties As Assigned. This is an additional assignment, per Rae. (I think she wants the Funk.)

I guess people cannot find my Music Page FAQ.
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Offensive Tackle – From the University of Michigan – Number 69 – Jon. Runyan!

The man who has been in more playoff games than ANYONE currently playing the game, Jon Runyan is going to the Super Bowl.

Eagles Bio Page
Media Guide Bio

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From Louisville – Number 2 – Kicker – David.Akers!

David Akers, probably one of the best kickers in the NFL, is my Mom’s favorite player on the Philaelphia Eagles.

Yesterday, I talked about one of my Dad’s favorite Eagles, I thought I’d highlight Mom’s too.

The highest scoring player on the Philadelphia Eagles, David Akers has been called “Mister Automatic” – he never seems to miss an extra point, and he is reliable at 50 yards for a clinch field goal.

Eagles Bio Page
Media Guide

If the game is a close game, tomorrow, David Akers will play a key role.
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Well, I still think this is the best season that the Philadelphia Eagles demonstrated to the National Football League. I’m proud to have been a fan.

New England: 24
Philadelphia: 21

I have to give props to the New England Patriots. They were a COMPLETE TEAM. They showed up at every position. They truely deserve the Lombardi Trophey for the third time; and I agree with the choice for Super Bowl MVP: Branch’s 11 catches was impressive against a the Pro Bowl Secondary from Philadelphia.
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Last week, the cubicle jungle rewarded me with about 34 gift certificates to the vendor of my choice. I chose the mighty-mighty Amazon-dot-com. I actually bought two items (the next article will talk about the second item(s))

But to make a long story short… [Too Late]
I’ve become one of the PodPeople.
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You may remember my Previous Post concerning the idea and potential of Satellite Radio.

Well, I had some bonus gift-certificate cash after becoming one of the PodPeople, so I appeased my Geek-Curiosity and purchased a Sirius Satelite system. It arrived last night, so I activated it.
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Egads, I think I’ve overdone it this week… After a series of trips back and forth to the cubicle jungle, I’ve got too many toys to carry around.

I think I need to get another GeekSatchel to carry all this stuff, cause my pockets don’t cut it anymore.
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I just finished Patrick O’Brian’s Post Captain, today (And it has now moved off my Reading List)

+++++ S p o i l e r s B e l o w +++++
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Being of the Terminally Single crowd (don’t ask, Long story) I find it curious that people get all romantic about the Anniversary of the Statehood of Arizona. Sarcasm aside, what are all you single people doing today?
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Surprise, the Congressional Pimp from New York is in the news. Yesterday he was on Meet the Depressed.

Tim Russert was questioning Rangel and Congressman Grassley:
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Well, I’m getting used to listening to the radio at my desk.

Its kinda nice!

And my talk-radio-diet just increased by a manifold degree.
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The haughty, French-looking Massachusetts Democrat, who by the way delivered weapons to the Khmer Rouge, voted for the 82 Billion Dollar Iraqi package.

Yeah. The same haughty french-looking Massachusetts Democrat who by the way also served in Vietnam.

Seriously.

Hattip: Huckleberries Online
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You seen this on Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com before, the U.S.S. Jimmy Carter. We talked about the last of the Seawolf Class Attack subs here last May.

But an ATTACK SUB?
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Okay, in the history of the Perfect-Gilby-Family-Eggnog, I’ve been on another quest. The Perfect-Gilby-Family Martini.

Not to be outdone, The Roommate Formerly known as Matt is also striving for a like-concoction, the Perfect-Maynard-Family-Martini.

We seem to disagree on methods.
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There is a lot of chatter around the Blogosphere regarding an excellent article on the Wall Street Journal’s Opinion-Journal-dot-com, from the amazing Peggy Noonan, and her perspective on the news blogs vs. the MSM.

It is probably the best opinion on the subject which I have observed.
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What is a Trivit? I dunno, but think “Trivial Trivit” and blame Nathan for it.
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This weekend, on both my WordPress sites, there was a mild spammer skirmish. There were no casualties, and we appear to be in the midst of a cease fire.

Seeing that both my sites were subversively attacked, I thought there might be an enemy campaign afoot. So I wondered if other WordPress users might want to compare notes:
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Say it aint so? And its published by out-of-work staffers from the Campaign for the The haughty French-looking Massachusetts Democrat who by-the-way also served in Vietnam!

Check it out: U.N. Dispatch – dot- com

I wonder if I’ll be on their blogroll of Moral Authority?

Hattip: Michelle Malkin
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Thanks to Best of the Web Today, we have an entertaining spectrum of perspective of our Nation’s Public School system:

Your exercise for today: Which policy/practice has taught the children more?
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From Stinkin Rick:

TO: i_am_a_dark_matter_loving_republican_and_you_are_not-at-jeremygilby.com
FROM: Stinkin-Rick’s-E-dress

SEE!!!!!!

I told you they exsist!!!!!

You owe me a dollar…or your ipod..

Wanker…

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/050223_dark_galaxy.html

What do you get when you find a cloud of hydrogen gas spinning to fast? I don’t know either, but Astronomers are calling it a Dark Matter Galaxy.
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SecState is the talk of the town

CBS has MemoGate, NBC has its own problems, so what does ABC do, it goes Psycho.

Peter Jennings Tonight :: UFOs — Seeing Is Believing

40 years of “Serious” monolithic journalism… for this?

Next, Ted Koppel will be discussing Dark Matter.

Who says the MSM isn’t entertaining?

I have a name of my most recent mass spammer. He is probably a friend of your’s too:

Registrant:
Lukasz Kuncewicz lukasz@damis.pl +48.606291911
Lukasz Kuncewicz
ul.Rembielinskiego25 3
Lodz,lodzkie,POLAND 93-575

Domain Name:shop-it-here.com
Record last updated at 2004-12-23 10:00:07
Record created on 2004/12/23
Record expired on 2005/12/23

Domain servers in listed order:
ns1.netart.pl ns2.netart.pl

Administrator:
name: Piotr Nowak
mail: info@nazwa.pl tel: +48.124244010
org: NetArt

address: Zabawa 118
city: Wieliczka
,province: malopolskie
,country: POLAND
postcode: 32-020

Technical Contactor:
name: Piotr Nowak
mail: info@nazwa.pl tel: +48.124244010
org: NetArt

address: Zabawa 118
city: Wieliczka
,province: malopolskie
,country: POLAND
postcode: 32-020

Billing Contactor:
name: Lukasz Kuncewicz
mail: lukasz@damis.pl tel: +48.606291911
org: Lukasz Kuncewicz

address: ul.Rembielinskiego25 3
city: Lodz
,province: lodzkie
,country: POLAND
postcode: 93-575
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There was a murmer in the back alleys of the Geek Realm this weekend.

A Pop-up Ad found a hole in the Firefox defense.

UserFriendly-1
UserFriendly-2
UserFriendly-3
Matthew-Maynard-dot-net

DIABOLICAL!
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You will have to excuse me, but like all the films nominated for the Oscar Meyer awards, I also missed the Oscar Meyer Bologna Classic.

If it wasn’t for the hoopla on the talk radio thingie this morning, I would have completely missed the occurance.
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