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August 1, 2005

The Champions of the West

Filed under: PersonalJeremy @ 9:02:51 AM
From the "Hail! to-the-victors-valiant" Department

Looks like Rachael got herself a souvineer on her recent trip to a family reunion in the Great Lakes State.

Dad was real proud to take this picture, when she returned home to PA.
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The Bush Doctrine :: John Bolton and the U.N.

Filed under: Pontifications,RantsJeremy @ 9:30:26 AM
From the "A-Bolton-in-a-China-Shoppe" Department

I’m hearing all sorts of noise from the left about the Recess Appointment of John Bolton.

The take from Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com:
“Its about frickin’ time!”
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August 2, 2005

The Pain Train is commin

Filed under: Cubicle Culture,FootballJeremy @ 1:27:52 AM
From the "Woo-Woo! Woo-Woo!" Department

What a sight for sore eyes.

A few years ago (I believe it was the 2003 SuperBowl) there was possibly the greatest SuperBowl Commercial of all time.

Terry Tate: Office Linebacker

But, the last we heard of the Terrible Terry Tate was 2004, and Reebok all but disavowed the knowledge of their former advertising campaign.

But I finally unearthed it, by accident:

Terrible-Terry-Tate-dot-com
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August 3, 2005

Searchy Fun :: July 2005

Filed under: Searchy FunJeremy @ 1:29:27 AM

It is the beginning of the month, and that marks the next installation of the most regular Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com collumn. The Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com Searchy Fun.

For those who came in late, these are the top-20 search results used to find Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com on the various search engines of the World Wide Web.

Football Season must be starting soon.

Let’s get to checking!
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Live Steaming Slashdot

Filed under: Administrivia,Geek-FuJeremy @ 2:47:17 AM
From the "There's-more-than-one-way-to-Skin-Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com" Department

After seeing some tweaking by The-Roommate-Formerly-Known-as-Matthew-Maynard, on his site, color me inspired!

So I treked over to Alex-King-dot-org to download some that tickled my fancy.
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August 4, 2005

Recent Movie Reviews

Filed under: Movies,ReviewsJeremy @ 8:29:24 PM

Taking advantage of some time off this week, The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com took in a few movies.

My one line reivew for both of them:

    Save your money

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August 5, 2005

And a thousand Mac users cried out in pain

Filed under: Geek-FuJeremy @ 7:50:37 AM
From the "Where-do-I-Write-"Click"?" Department

Do you know how long Apple Products have offered 2+ button mouse functionality?
A long time (since at lease OS9)

Do you know how long Apple has offered an OEM 2+ button mouse?
(they still don’t)

But apple JUST recently offered this “upgrade”
The Apple Mighty Mouse

First CISC archetecture and now this?

What is Steve Jobs doing these days?

Go Google Yourself

Filed under: Administrivia,Geek-Fu,ParodiesJeremy @ 9:45:01 AM Tags:

This is going around the net, I thought it was cute.

I wont use this myself, as I have my own Google Page

But Check out the Create your Own Google Logo

August 8, 2005

One Week

Filed under: Local,PersonalJeremy @ 3:01:47 PM
From the "What-I-Did-on-my-Summer-Vacation" Department

Today I returned to the cubicle jungle after being away from the hustle of work for a week. (One of those sanity break things)

It was really my first chance to get “away” in almost 15 months (Bad, I know)

Anyways, one always gets the question, “So what did you do?”
So here is what I did.
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August 9, 2005

Movie Review: Batman Begins

Filed under: Movies,ReviewsJeremy @ 5:17:59 PM
From the "I'm-BATMAN!" Department

As promised, a pseudo-Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com Movie Review: Batman Begins.

I took this movie in, on a Friday, and even though I sat next to a couple who had to whisper through every scene because she didn’t understand the plot. I was able to enjoy the movie.

Spoilers Below
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August 10, 2005

Guess What?

Filed under: ParodiesJeremy @ 2:34:17 PM
From the "Guess-what? I-gotta-fever! And-the-only-prescription-is-more-cowbell!" Department

I ran across this little hidden gem some weeks ago.

I thought I’d share it with you guys.

Fever!

August 15, 2005

News Flash

Filed under: BOTW,IFJ,Pontifications,RantsJeremy @ 3:01:11 PM
From the "Live-from-the-Cubicle-Jungle, its-Weekend-Update, with-your-hosts, The-Editors-of-Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com" Department

Well, this seems to be a dry news-cycle, so Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com will take a brief look at the pressing news items of recent days:

  • There is a lot of noise about Able Danger, and the military knowing that there was an Al-Quaeda cell operating in the United States.
      I’m sorry, but I cannot get excited over this. What would we have done about it, back then? Storm the cell, and arrest everyone? (This is BEFORE the Patriot Act, remember (and even WITH the Patriot Act, arresting a suspsected terrorist requires something on par with a blessing from the ACLU) and pamper them at Gitmo?) What good would this knowledge have done pre-Sept-11?
  • Some chick is camping outside the Western White House (She must REALLY want tickets to the show), along with a plethora of press. From all her previous statements, the woman sounds like a moonbat. (See Best of the Web Today – First Item.)
  • And I-Ran…. I-Ran has nukes to-daaay…. (with apologies to “Flock Of Seagulls”)
    Well, they don’t have actual nukes yet, but everyone seems to be quaking over the idea that they are close.
  • Meanwhile, Senator Edward Kennedy is still suffering from a personal quagmire, in which wherever he looks he thinks he sees a quagmire; and as a result is asking everyone to retire or resign, except himself.

    Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.

  • Hillary Clinton is still not running for president
  • Neither is Al Gore
  • Neither is The haughty french-looking Massachusetts Democrat who by-the-way served in Vietnam.
  • Yassir Arafat is still in Stable Condidtion after dying in a Paris Hospital.
  • Lybian Terrorist and Dictator Muammar Abu Minyar al-Qadahfi is still a Colonel. (T-Shirts for sale!)
  • Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com is Still Good In China (Be sure to buy the T-shirt!)

August 16, 2005

Perspective

Filed under: Pontifications,RantsJeremy @ 1:00:30 AM
From the "You-gotta-break-a-few-eggs" Department

People like the esteemed Senator Edward “Teddy” Kennedy, are calling the U.S. Efforts in Iraq a quagmire.

Lets take a look at this a little deeper, shall we?

I’d like to point out another example of a potential geo-political quagmire.
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2000 Comments

Filed under: Administrivia,ContestsJeremy @ 1:38:53 AM
From the "2000-Flushes" Department

In the wake of the 1000th Post, Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com is about to celebrate the 2000th comment.

In celebration of the event, the 2000th (non-spam) comment will be awarded a Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com 404ed Mug

Good Luck!
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August 17, 2005

2000th Comment :: Epilogue

Filed under: ContestsJeremy @ 12:01:28 AM
From the "You-may-have-already-won-a-Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com-Mug!" Department

YAY! Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com has recorded its 2000th Non-Spam comment.

Are you excited?

The results are in, the comments have been counted, and election officials have been sequestered from public scrutiny.
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Somebody get me a bib!

Filed under: Geek-FuJeremy @ 1:40:32 PM
From the "Till-All-Are-One" Department

This is frickin cool!
The Optimus Keyboard.

*drool* Geek Hardware!
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August 18, 2005

Do The Needful

Filed under: Cubicle CultureJeremy @ 9:59:47 AM
From the "Outsourcing-the-English-Language" Department

The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com would like to highlight a growing phenomenon in Cubicle Jungles across America.

Doing the Needful

I first ran across this phenomenon about nine months ago, at first I thought it was a fluke, but as time went on, I slowly learned it was bigger than I first expected.
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August 19, 2005

Where are the Carriers? :: August 19, 2005

Filed under: SuperCarriersJeremy @ 10:38:26 AM

After reading about a rocket attack on the USS Ashland (LSD 48) and the USS Kearsarge (LHD 3) as they were in port, in the Red Sea, at Aqaba, Jordan; I was curious, as always, as to where our mighty-mighty Supercarriers are.

Sources

    Navy-dot-mil
    Global-Security-dot-org

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August 22, 2005

Burning Rubber

Filed under: Local,PersonalJeremy @ 3:12:52 PM
From the "My-mother-should-have-named-me-Jacque!" Department

One of the joys of owning a car, is NEW TIRES.

After much heckling by my co-workers, I finished up my daily tasks, early, today; and ventured to the Tire Store to pick up four new steel belted toroids.

Why are new tires so great, you ask…
(I thought you’d never ask!)
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August 23, 2005

FIRST SALE!

Filed under: AdministriviaJeremy @ 1:46:31 AM
From the "The-Rules-of-Acquisition" Department

YAY! The Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com Store made its first legit sale!

Seems that someone was so determined to acquire a Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com 404ed Mug, back in the latest contest.

This humble site has now ventured into the realm of web-capitalism!
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Rain

Filed under: LocalJeremy @ 9:29:10 AM
From the "Detour: Go-back-where-you-came-from" Department

Its a serious monsoon season here in the Olde Pueblo.

Usually, the thunder is mild, but this morning, I was awoken by it (This is the second night that I can remember, where there was thunder and lightning in the early morning. [Both incidents occured this summer]) So I didn’t need an alarm clock.
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August 24, 2005

The Next Evil Empire?

Filed under: Geek-Fu,Pontifications,Searchy FunJeremy @ 10:56:15 AM
From the "Uber-Searchy-Fun" Department

I saw this New York Times article on h-t-t-p-colon forward-slash forward-slash slash-dot-dot-org.

It’s Google’s Turn as the Villain

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Ghetto, or Geeko?

Filed under: Geek-Fu,ParodiesJeremy @ 1:16:13 PM
From the "When-you-gotta-have-your-furnishings-there, over-night" Department

A co-worker just sent this too me, and I’ll be honest, I find this highly disturbing:

Fed-Ex Furniture
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10 years

Filed under: Geek-Fu,Parodies,RantsJeremy @ 3:12:15 PM
From the "Where-do-you-want-to-go-today?" Department

Windows 95 is 10-years-old today.

Are you excited?

Hattip: The Pirate King
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August 25, 2005

Food Review: Daglio’s

Filed under: Local,ReviewsJeremy @ 7:23:15 PM
From the "A- Taste-of-Philly" Department

Very occasionally, The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com have a serious jonesing for a Philly Cheesesteak. Its in our blood.

Unfortunately, the farther west of the Mississippi you get, the less likely one will find satisfaction for such a craving.

But here is Dad to the rescue.

Thanks to Dad, I discovered my new favorite restaurant in Tucson.

Dalgio’s Authentic Philadelphia Cheesesteaks and Hoagies
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August 26, 2005

Pop v. Soda v. Coke

Filed under: ScienceJeremy @ 10:02:58 AM
From the "Forget-Pop-and-Soda, I-want-a-tasty-beverage" Department

Dad asked about this yesterday. I posted about the Pop v. Soda controversy on a previous site (now gone the way of many internet dot-com startups), so to preserve such a pontification, I thought I would re-kindle it here.

Some folks over at Harvard have done an exhaustive online study on the subject.

Pop-vs-Soda-dot-com

Its truely facsinating!
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August 27, 2005

More WordPress Updates

Filed under: Administrivia,Geek-FuJeremy @ 12:01:23 AM Tags:
From the "One-point-five-point-two" Department

Late Friday Night, I enjoied some Geek-Downtime and finally got around to updating Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com to WordPress 1.5.2.

I’m getting the hang of these updates. Given good bandwidth it takes about 15-20 minutes to backup, delete, upload and run the Upgrade protocol. (Ironically, it takes about 20 minutes for The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com to compile a weekly report on the cubicle jungle for the rest of the Not-So-Small-Software-Organization.)
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August 28, 2005

TV Reveiw: Firefly

Filed under: Reviews,TVJeremy @ 7:41:03 AM

I just finished watching the Complete Series of Firefly on DVD. It was a short-lived sci-fi series on Fox, in 2002. After watching the DVD collection, I’m sad that I missed it in its original airing, but pleased that I took the time to watch the series on DVD.

—=== Spoilers Below ===—
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August 29, 2005

Vermouth-Pundit

Filed under: Cubicle CultureJeremy @ 4:05:25 PM Tags:
From the "How-much-you-want-to-bet-there-isn't-a-Vermouth-Pundit?" Department

This afternoon, some of the more specialized teams (like mine) were awarded with a nifty cubicle trinket. It was to The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com‘s surprise when our immediate manager presented us with a martini-glass.

Now, usually I’m not one to brag about any cubicle goodies I may-or-may not receive. But in this case, since I’m quite known for enjoying the tasty adult beverage known as the Martini, I felt it was worthy of a post on Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com.
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But I will have to think about it

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 4:38:31 PM
From the "Ever-have-one-of-those-questions-that-bothered-you-all-day?" Department

Nevermind me.
This post is meerly to get a nagging thought out of my head
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August 30, 2005

In the Wake of Katrina

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 9:36:40 AM
From the "New-Orleans-is-Sinking, man, and-I-don't-wanna-swim" Department

Hurricane Katrina sure packed a wallop, didn’t she; and poor New Orleans is trying not to perform an impression of Venice Italy.

It kind of reminds me of another disaster that happened less than a year ago. It was a Tsunami in the Indian Ocean. (Perhaps you remember it?)

I also remember, thanks to this blog, the ammount of U.S. Support which went out to those who were affected by such a disaster (and the scorn of the U.N. when the actual U.S. Government gave so little.) I also remember the mighty-mighty U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln arrived on the scene in mass relief.

In the end, the citizens of the United States gave more money than any other country on the planet, to the Tsunami relief effort.

As of this writing Katrina’s cost of damages is now exceeding 16-BILLION dollars.
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August 31, 2005

Katrina vs. Paul-at-wizbang

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 9:41:22 AM
From the "The-Battle-of-New-Orleans" Department

As some of you might know, Paul of WizBang is a resident of New Orleans and has been blogging his obvervations of the disaster there.

Its some pretty intense reading:
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Katrina vs. The U.S. Navy

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 12:18:22 PM
From the "In'a-eighteen-fourteen-we-took-a-little-trip" Department

Just like with the aftermath of the Tsunami, the U.S. Navy is converging support for the devestation in New Orleans.

So far, the following ships have been dispatched to the area:

    USS Bataan (LHD 5)
    USS Iwo Jima (LHD 7)
    USS Shreveport (LPD 12)
    USS Tortuga (LSD 46)
    USS Grapple (ARS 53)

Sources:

    navy-dot-mil
    global-security-dot-org

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