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June 6, 2006

A Solemn Trip Concludes

Filed under: Laments,PersonalJeremy @ 1:00:36 AM

I’ve returned to Tucson, last night; after a trip I knew would come but dreaded when it arrived.

The latest “tour” took me from Tucson, to several locations in SouthEast Pennsylvania, and a road trip through Ohio to Michigan and back.

While the “celebration” was quite dreary, there were bright points.

Here is one:


Quality RACHAEL Time!
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June 7, 2006

Book Review: The Da Vinci Code

Filed under: Books,ReviewsJeremy @ 1:00:15 AM

During my trip, I was able to finish the Da Vinci Code and cross it off the Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com Reading List. I’ve yet to see the movie, and lets just say in advance that I’m waiting for DVD.

- – - – SPOILERS BELOW – - – -
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Searchy Fun :: May 2006

Filed under: Searchy FunJeremy @ 3:42:00 AM

Due to circumstances beyond our control, the Searchy Fun for May was delayed for a few days. We’re back on track.

For those of you who came in late, these are the top 20 Search Strings used on various Search Engines around the World Wide Web.

Lets get to checking!
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Ten Things I Hate About Commandments

Filed under: ParodiesJeremy @ 4:40:57 AM
From the "A-Comedy-Three-Thousand-Years-in-the-making" Department

Whist I was away, The-Roommate-Formerly-Known-as-Matthew-Maynard pointed me to the following Movie Preview:


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June 8, 2006

Mahna Mahna

Filed under: Mindless BanterJeremy @ 1:02:40 AM
From the "The-question-is, 'Who-cares?!'" Department

In honor of the Michigan Road Trip, Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com presents, Mahna Mahna


Whatever that means…
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Web 2.0 Upgrade Pending

Filed under: Geek-Fu,ParodiesJeremy @ 3:34:39 AM Tags:
From the "He-said 'I've-been-to-the-Year-3000, Not-much-has-changed-but-they-live-underwater, and your great-great-great-granddaughter, is-pretty-fine!'" Department

Several of you have complained that I’ve not upgraded my website to Web 2.0.

*polite stare*

Let’s just say I’m holding off until all the bugs are found in Web 2.0 and they are fixed in Web 2.1.
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Zarqawi Dead

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 6:44:06 AM
From the "The-Al-Qaeda which-has-nothing-to-do-in-Iraq in Iraq which-has-nothing-to-do-with-Al-Qaeda" Department

Hugh Hewitt has the best round-up thus far.

For those of you living in a cave, next to Osama bin Laden and Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (as a former neighbor in this case), al-Zarqawi was the number-2 guy in Al-Qaeda and the insurgent leader in Iraq, and he has now assumed room temperature (after possibly achieving a boiling point) having been in a building where he was killed by 1000 lbs. worth of Air force bombs. Delivered by F-16s it appears.
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June 9, 2006

Google-Geeking Out

Filed under: Geek-Fu,ReviewsJeremy @ 9:35:15 AM Tags:
From the "It's-the-people-with follow-through who-excel" Department

Cisco pointed me to Google Labs the other night (There is always something brewing over there in their Lunar Labs), and asked if I had tried their new Beta: Google Spreadsheets, which is in limited Beta.

So I quickly signed up and requested an invitation to join. I got the acceptace e-mail yesterday.

So now I’ve been playing in web-spreadsheets.
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What-the?

Filed under: AdministriviaJeremy @ 11:30:30 AM
From the "Nothing-to-see-here, please-move-along" Department

Some how WordPress double tapped this article, and I ended up with two Geno’s posts for the price of one.

Chalk this up as a Web 2.0 bug.

Could this be called a Mash-up?

Ah well, now its a place holder (I didn’t have the heart to delete it and lose Article #1423)

Geno’s Steaks :: English Only

Filed under: RantsJeremy @ 11:34:56 AM
From the "12-inch-steak-with-provolone, please." Department

I missed this during my blogging absense this week, but one of two famous Cheesesteak joins in Philly was making news.

Via Michelle Malkin and Michelle Malkin:

Philly-dot-com: An old struggle to adapt to a new country’s ways

Granted, I’m more of a Pat’s fan, but I do respect Geno’s [Site currently down as of this posting]. But my difference to Geno’s is simply their preference to Cheez Whiz as opposed to Provolone.

However, I do respect Geno’s management for their stance on Spanish as a second language:
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June 12, 2006

Update Potpourri

Filed under: IFJ,PontificationsJeremy @ 2:29:32 PM
From the "I'll-take-Potpourii-for-one-hundred, Alex" Department

Lots of different datum points in the news today, here is just a few that Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com found interesting:

June 13, 2006

State of the Geek (2006)

Filed under: PersonalJeremy @ 1:00:37 AM Tags:

And now, for entirely unimportant reasons, I would like to give my 32nd annual State of the Geek address.

The occasion for this address is the fact that the Earth is in a special position in its yearly orbit of the sun.

For those of you who don’t quite understand, just keep reading. As I mentioned, it is entirely unimportant.
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June 13th in Iraq

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 5:28:54 PM
From the "Our-military-will-stay-on-the-offense. We-will-continue-to-hunt-down-people-like-Mr. Zarqawi, and-bring-them-to-justice" Department

Granted, it wasn’t to honor my State of the Geek address, but I truely enjoied watching this clip of President and Commander-in-Chief George W. Bush speaking with the Troops in Baghdad.

HotAir-dot-com
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June 14, 2006

Summer of 1972

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 7:55:16 AM
From the "The-More-Things-Change, the-more-they-stay-the-same" Department

The Commissar over at the Politburo Diktat wrote an interesting article which caught my eye:

McGovern in 2008

Here is a taste:

…brash anti-war upstarts changed the rules of the game in the Democratic party, rejected a long-time leader of the party’s liberal wing, and succeeded in nominating a man who gave voice to their passionate anger against “the worst president of modern times” and his “quagmire” war.

1972 Election

Sound familiar?
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Milk Carton ad: Have you seen our Agenda?

Filed under: BOTW,RantsJeremy @ 12:18:37 PM
From the "How-plain-it-is-to-me-that-the-DNC-is-completely-out-of-touch" Department

Speaking of being out of touch, from Today’s Best of the Web:

There’s an Agenda in Here Somewhere
“With Republicans seeking to define Democrats by their votes on such hot-button issues as gay marriage, the estate tax and flag burning, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) is arguing that Democrats need to tell voters about themselves before Republicans succeed in doing it for them,” reports the Hill:

    The time to criticize the Republicans’ “culture of corruption,” a Democratic refrain for nearly a year, is at an end, Pelosi said; Democrats need to begin promoting their own vision of America. . . .

    “What we have to do is define ourselves so that Republicans do not define us. This is a define-or-be-defined business that we’re in, so you can’t leave it out in the open,” Pelosi said.

And what is that vision?

    She outlined three areas where Democrats would seek to differentiate themselves from Republicans: integrity, civility and accountability. If Democrats were to take control of the House in November, their first actions would focus on promoting those values, she said.

    “These are not full-blown initiatives,” she cautioned.

She also said, “I’m even hard put to say what our agenda will be when we win.” Not exactly the Contract With America, is it?

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June 15, 2006

The New Face in the Axis of Evil?

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 9:15:21 AM
From the "Tango-Down!" Department

Why do I see a big red target on his face?

Abu Ayyub al-Masri

Or a “Shoot Me” sign taped to his back?
US military releases photos of Zarqawi successor in Iraq

Hattip: The Politburo Diktat
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June 16, 2006

Steve McQueen: 7, the Other Guys: 10

Filed under: Movies,ReviewsJeremy @ 1:33:22 AM Tags:
From the "Once-Guilty, Now-Innocent, But-Still-Dead" Department

It’s been quite a long time since I last watched a “new” (ie, I’ve never seen before) Steve McQueen movie.

As you recall from Previous Posts. I’ve a big fan of Steve McQueen, and I’m astonished that as he’s mostly cast as a protagonist, he’s not always the winner in his movies. I’m a big
fan!

This latest one does not help his record.

My Steve McQueen awareness List:

  1. The Great Escape
  2. The Magnificent Seven
  3. Bullitt
  4. The Thomas Crown Affair
  5. The Sand Pebbles
  6. The Cincinnati Kid
  7. Hell is For Heroes
  8. The Towering Inferno
  9. The Getaway
  10. Papillon
  11. Baby, The Rain Must Fall
  12. Nevada Smith
  13. Le Mans
  14. The Hunter
  15. Junior Bonner
  16. The War Lover
  17. Tom Horn

+++++++++Spoilers Below+++++++++++++
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Born to be Wild

Filed under: LocalJeremy @ 6:55:00 AM
From the "Da thirty-point buck!" Department

Living in Tucson, is much different than living, say in the Subburbs of the Subburbs of the Philadelphia portion of the Megalopolis. For example, Tucson is far more rugged, less civilized and more of a fronteer than the urbanized Northeast Corridor. The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com have seen some wildlife in the form of rattlesnakes, coyotes (The Wilie kind, not the illegal immigration kind), and Havalinas (I’ve yet to see a scorpion or a tarantula, and I’m not eager to meet one of those.)

Well, even after having lived in the Olde Pueblo for over ten-years now, I was not prepared for the encounter I had this morning as I walked out of my house in the early morning twilight.

Two Mule deer, next to my Buick, on the street.
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June 20, 2006

Two-Headed-Makeover

Filed under: Geek-FuJeremy @ 6:43:32 AM
From the "Once-upon-a-time, there-was-a-pretty-birdie" Department


Over at Two-Headed-Monster we’ve been tweaking a few things. As WordPress-dot-com is improving things, we’ve been taking advantage of the new features. I like how the site is layed out now.
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Calling all Presidential Schollars

Filed under: BOTW,PontificationsJeremy @ 1:44:31 PM
From the "Who-is-buried-in-Grant's-Tomb?" Department

Best of the Web Today tossed out this rather difficult presidential trivia quiz

I’ve got some of the answers, but obviously not all.

James Taranto has announced today that there is a winner, but has not published the answers. (Answers published on Thursday Night)

So I’m still toiling over it:

Any takers?
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June 21, 2006

SUBTERFUGE!

Filed under: Local,Parodies,PersonalJeremy @ 1:08:19 AM
From the "HA! The-Chan, I-win-this-time!" Department

From the “I love it when a plan comes togehter” Department

From the “Mwahhh haaa haaa haaaa!” Department

I’ve finally done it! I’ve subverted my way into my arch-nemesis’ backyard, and have caught him completely unawares!

Sometimes, I amaze even myself.

I can finally get The-Evil-Doctor-Merlin-Channing-Lowe-Jr. where he lives. HIS OWN HOME!
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GeorgeBush.eu?

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 11:42:30 AM
From the "I'm-sorry, Mr Bush, did-you-say-clear-and-present-danger?" Department

The Folks at Little Green Footballs think they have sighted a pig flying.

Europeans back Bush on Iran, North Korea

Yeah, the Europe on the other side of the big pond we call the Atlantic Ocean. That one.
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June 22, 2006

Bush Lied! Er, I mean… Bush LIED!

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 5:43:08 AM
From the "It-depends-on-what-the-meaning-of-is, is?" Department

Don’t look now. But there were chemical weapons found in Iraq.

Michelle Malkin has the information round-up. And more at WaPo
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*Applause* for Chris Muir

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 6:19:23 AM
From the "We're-going-Analog" Department

Day by Day is getting syndicated!
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June 23, 2006

A Tale of Two Cities

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 1:13:59 AM
From the "News-is-something-somebody-doesn't-want-printed; all-else-is-advertising" Department

Over at Two-Headed-Monster we had a unique discussion on the recent atrocities in Iraq. Lots of people are talking about it, including two city newspapers.

The Arizona Republic in Phoenix Arizona and
The Boston Globe.

Its ironic how different these two editorials are.
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Formal Announcement II

Filed under: Parodies,RantsJeremy @ 3:02:34 PM
From the "Its-all-about-the-Benjamins" Department

I just wanted to let the NSA and the Justice Department know, that I give explicit permission for your organizations to wire-tap my phone, read my E-mail, search my financial transactions and records, and peruse this website.

If it means that there could be one less terrorist threat, I’m more than happy to make the sacrifice to my supposed right of privacy.

Thank you,
The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com
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June 25, 2006

The Tables have Turned!

Filed under: Local,ParodiesJeremy @ 5:24:44 PM
From the "Stinkin' Chan, you-win-this-time..." Department

Stinkin’ Chan, you win this time.

Just when I thought I had The-Evil-Doctor-Merlin-Channing-Lowe-Jr. just where I wanted him, I find I was outplayed!
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June 26, 2006

FaceXPaces

Filed under: Geek-Fu,RantsJeremy @ 8:56:17 AM
From the "The-Internet-is-a-place-where-absolutely-nothing-happens. You-need-to-take-advantage-of-that" Department

It seems everyone and their grandmother has something called a MySpace account.

The odd thing is, I don’t hear anything GOOD about them.

User Friendly :: Facexpaces Gimick

From: User-Friendly-dot-org
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June 27, 2006

Bubba Nosferatu

Filed under: Mindless Banter,MoviesJeremy @ 1:13:34 AM Tags:
From the "Alright, you-primitive-screwheads, listen-up!" Department

Tim pointed me to this yesterday:

Bubba Nosferatu

This prequel to Bubba Ho-Tep finds Elvis shooting a film in Louisiana when he runs afoul of a coven of she-vampires.

It’s Elvis, from Dusk till Dawn!

Groovy!
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June 28, 2006

Marsh

Filed under: Mindless BanterJeremy @ 4:13:45 AM
From the "Oh-how-I-wish-that-it-would-rain" Department

Hey, Dad, G.B., and Joe.

All I hear on the news is about all the rain you guy are getting?

Are you floating, or are you still on solid ground?
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June 29, 2006

Spam-Deterrence

Filed under: Geek-Fu,IFJJeremy @ 6:01:49 PM
From the "See-that-girl, watch-that-scene, You-are-the-Spamming-queen." Department

After registering for a site recently, I got this response in e-mail:

Hey man,

I was just looking through the DB to find something and noticed that you made an email address specifically for [Site Name]. I found that a unique, smart, and funny use of having your own domain. Auto-email filters. Very cool.

Oh, and welcome to [Site Name].

-Robert

Yes Robert, you have stumbled on the genius of the Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com primary Spam Deterrence.
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June 30, 2006

Close Your Browser

Filed under: Geek-Fu,RantsJeremy @ 5:51:36 AM
From the "Websites-I-don't-like-to-touch-with-my-bare-hands" Department

A Follow up to User-Friendly-dot-org’s FaceXPaces

Greg has the right idea:

Close Your Browser

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