I TRIED not to write about this, but I HAD to:
The haughty french-looking Massachusetts Democrat, who by-the-way also served in Vietnam had some things to say on the subject of Education:

You know, education–if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.

The election may look bleak, but we’ll always have John Kerry.
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It is a new month, which means another edition of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com Searchy Fun.

I was disappointed to note that over half of my searchy fun results were lost this month. (Stinking Web Host)

Regardless, here comes the fun.

For those of you who came in late, these are the top 20 Search Strings used to find Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com via the various search engines on the World Wide Web.

Let’s get to Checking!
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Maybe you might be proud of me, maybe not. But I’m not paying attention to the election tonight.

I can read about it tomorrow.

Not tonight. I’m tired of it.
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Growler sent this to me this morning, and I could use some of this RIGHT NOW!

Terrapin Wake-in-Bake Coffee

Its Coffee, and Beer.

Two great things, that might go great together.
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I saw this over at Independent Sources this morning, and had to post it here:

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the
Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an
utterly insignificant little blue-green planet…

– Douglas Adams, “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”

Click to Enlarge

Wow!
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So much for the Democrat ascendancy. The Democrats have only been in power five days, and they’ve already slashed police budgets so much that there was a burglary in my car, in my own driveway last night.

Not to mention, we’re still in Iraq, and George W. Bush has not been impeached!
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This kind of stuff fascinates me:

As of Today, Gerald Ford is not only the longest-lived President who has never been elected, he’s also the longest lived-President, period.
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But what really knocked me out was those $70,000 Sunglasses.

Late action star’s shades fetch $70K

Late Action Star? Is that the best description they had for the Second Best Actor of all Time?
(But I digress)
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I’ve upgraded my Anti-Spam deterrence of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com.

Regular readers/commenters should take some time to test if they are blocked, as to make sure they are not blocked in the future.
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The landline phone at Jeremy-Gilby-dot-Compound has been ringing off the hook these days, and some strange messages have been left. Here is a sample:
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I knew I was onto something:

From User-Friendly-dot-org

At Geof’s suggestion, I’ve installed Spam Karma on Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com.

Which means, that you should comment, and make sure you are allowed through the uber-spam wall that is now implemented at Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com.
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Did you know that even the Earth is a fan of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com?

Hattip: Grumpy Teacher
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This is turning out to be the year of The-Evil-Doctor-Merlin-Channing-Lowe-Jr. Holiday Season.

Events scheduled for this week are:
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So, the CIA is hiring, and to drum up interest, they put up a rather silly online personality test:

CIA Personality Test

The Analysts at Foggy Bottom suggest I’m a Thoughtful Observer, a Jack Ryan type, perhaps?

Hattip: The Innovative Pioneer: GOP Vixen
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I was using the Google last night, and searching for some unfound YouTube Video of “The Night The Reindeer Died”, and came upon this old nugget from Whatever. So to help get us ready for the continuing Holiday Season, here is:

The Ten Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time, Ever!
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I know, most of you are worried about what to get The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com for Christmas.

Believe me, I feel your pain. I don’t know what to get me either!

But, there are some ideas that are bubbling to the surface; one is the not-so-new book from Despair-dot-com:

The Art of Demotivation
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Who would have thought that December 5th was such an important day.

Not as important as December 7th (A day that someone told me not to forget) but lots of celebrations are happening on December 5th.
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