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March 1, 2007

Eco-Carbon-Pyramid Scheme

Filed under: Parodies,ScienceJeremy @ 6:16:48 AM
From the "Kill-yourself-for-your-childrens" Department

I’ve finally found an opportunity in all this Global-Warming mindlessness.

Al Gore can get an Oscar, a Nobel Peace Prize nomination, and a reservation on the 2008 Democratic Ticket; I need to get on this gravy train.

IowaHawk has shown me the light!

Are you concerned that your profligate personal lifestyle is harming the environment? Losing sleep over the long-term ecological damage resulting from those greenhouse gases constantly emitted by your family, your cars, your pets, and your shrubbery? Do you want to become carbon-neutral, but just don’t know how?

Well rejoice, sinner! Carbon atonement is no longer the exclusive preserve of the Malibu set — with the Iowahawk EcoPals Network! This unique new system lets you, the average Joe planet rapist, cleanse your tortured psyche of the stain of enviro-guilt for as little as $9.95 per year! If enough of you follow this simple three step program, we can save the world for our children — who will soon be frolicking with healthy polar bears atop Earth’s reforested glaciers. Act now before it’s too late!

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March 2, 2007

Nearshoring

Filed under: Cubicle CultureJeremy @ 1:35:37 AM
From the "To-The-Shores-of- er... Costa Rica?" Department

Several websites/newspapers are talking about this topic of “Nearshoring“.

This has been tossed around for a few years now, given the surge of technology jobs being sent to places like India, the Philippines and East Djiboutistan. (Off-shoring) But I’ve also seen evidence of this near shoring phenomenon in places like Ireland, Argentina, and obviously Mexico. (Go NAFTA, and credit to CAFTA too.) … and possibly Lower Djiboutistan.
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March 3, 2007

Searchy Fun :: February 2007

Filed under: Mindless Banter,Searchy FunJeremy @ 1:53:26 AM

With the start of the new month, and hopefully before DST2K7 strikes in a little over a week, we present you, the Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com reader with Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com Searchy Fun.

For those of you who came in late, these are the top 20 search hits used to find Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com via the various Search Engines on the World Wide Web.

(And for the 4th month in a row, my web provider jencked my results.)

Lets get to checking.
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March 4, 2007

Gilby, North Dakota

Filed under: Mindless Banter,PontificationsJeremy @ 9:22:20 PM
From the "Can't-you-see-I-own-this-town?" Department

One of the more intriguing experiences I’ve had on the World Wide Web was discovering there is a town named Gilby.

Its located in North Dakota

Gilby, North Dakota, 58235.

I’ve vowed, to myself, that someday, I will visit this small town.
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March 5, 2007

Windbags

Filed under: RantsJeremy @ 8:06:13 PM
From the "Its-getting-real-warm-in-here" Department

I heard this segment, from Bill Maher, on the radio, today.


Can you find the ONE thing that really irked me?

Answer below the fold…
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March 6, 2007

And I want a Cellular Phone, why?

Filed under: Geek-Fu,RantsJeremy @ 5:06:21 PM
From the "Don't-give-me-no-lines-and-keep-your-cell-phones-to-yourself!" Department

The-Roommate-Formerly-Known-as-Matthew-Maynard sented me this link today, with the following message:

Why do I have the feeling that this will describe to a T your first experience with a cell phone of your own?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/print/0,,329734323-103390,00.html

My new mobile is lumbered with a bewildering array of unnecessary features aimed at idiots

It seems that the effort to bring wireless telephony to the masses has resulted in the “Macification” (New Vernacular) of Cell Phone technology.
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March 7, 2007

What would you do with 10-Million Dollars

Filed under: IFJ,Mindless Banter,ParodiesJeremy @ 7:29:22 AM
From the "Put-the-dollar-store-out-of-business" Department

With all the media rage around the Mega Millions jackpot, I’m reminded of the age-old question.

What would you do with ten-million-dollars?

My answer still remains the same.
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Marvel Comics hates America

Filed under: Mindless BanterJeremy @ 10:53:13 AM
From the "First, Captain-Kangaroo, now-Captain-America, what-next? Captain-Crunch?" Department

You think?

What else can explain the Assassination of Captain America?
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March 8, 2007

Microsoft Gates XP Homeland

Filed under: Geek-Fu,ParodiesJeremy @ 7:03:30 AM
From the "The-Macification-of-Homeland-Security" Department

Okay, I’ve been bashing Apple/Macintosh a few too many times the past few weeks, so The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com thought the readers of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com would appreciate this article we found on Scrappleface.
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Dont-vote-dot-org

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 1:52:02 PM
From the "You-need-to-put-the-voting-ballot-down, and-give-it-back-to-the-election-official" Department

DontVote.org
The fine folks at The Pirate King pointed me to the site, Dont-vote-dot-org.

So I took the test!

You scored 346 out of 350 possible points, or 98.86%
A+
Not only should you vote, you should consider a career in politics.

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March 11, 2007

DST2K7 Carnage?

Filed under: Local,Mindless BanterJeremy @ 7:28:45 AM
From the "We-are-headed-back-toward-the-sun. To-the-SUN!" Department

Is there any?

I don’t suspect much locally, cause, as you should already know, we don’t change our clocks.

So no changing our clocks 3 weeks earlier is no big deal. It is pretty easy actually.
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March 12, 2007

One man, in a world of Extroverts

Filed under: Personal,PontificationsJeremy @ 1:29:02 AM
From the "I-Think-we're-alone-now; there-doesn't-seem-to-be-anyone-around" Department

There are some days, where I need my own movie trailer; you know, with that narrator guy, with the “radio voice”.

    One Man, in a world of extroverts.
    THEY want to be social
    THEY went too far
    HE broke all the rules
    ONE Man.

You may remember my once popular article regarding Introverts vs. Extroverts where I point out the misconceptions of what introversion really is.

Then I come across this article By Mary Carpenter in the Washington Post:
WaPo: An Introvert Stands Up for The Right to Stand Alone

I found the article introvertly entertaining.
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March 13, 2007

Global Warming Watch :: March 2007 : Intolerance to Debate

Filed under: IFJ,Pontifications,ScienceJeremy @ 1:20:46 AM Tags:
From the "The-Earth-is-still-round" Department

I ran across this article via Little Green Footballs:

Scientists threatened for ‘climate denial’

It seems that there are those in the scientific community who do not want their theories questioned. Which makes sense, because it is clear They are Facts!
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Mahna Mahna (Or: Let them eat Cake)

Filed under: Mindless BanterJeremy @ 5:00:53 AM
From the "Han-Solo; and-the-Electric-Carnage" Department

In case you loved, Mahna Mahna and the Snowths, Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com is proud to bring you, Mahna-Mahna and the Skywalkers (as performed by Cake):


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March 14, 2007

Fred Thompson

Filed under: Parodies,PontificationsJeremy @ 5:47:57 AM
From the "This-business-will-get-out-of-control. It-will-get-out-of-control-and-we'll-be-lucky-to-live-through-it." Department

It seems with all the despair around the Republican 2008 Presidential Primary, the grass roots of the Right Wing have found their champion.

Fred Thompson

Thompson, was a 1+ term Senator, and won two elections: (1) To run for the unfilled Tennessee Senate seat (Vacated by Al Gore) in 1994, and (2) the re-election for that seat in 1996. He was never defeated. And declined to run again in 2002.
During that time, he was the Chair of the Senate Committee on Government Affairs, and when the Democrats briefly took the majority in the Senate, he was the Ranking Minority member.

However, Thompson is most known for his Acting career, and his role on the Television show Law and Order. (Personally, I know him better from The Hunt for Red October [the Department Name is one of his lines in the movie])

As of this posting, Thompson has only expressed interest in running for President, and has not yet formally announced, or even formed a Exploratory Committee. However, given the current field, he and Mitt Romney would be the most Conservative candidates.
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March 15, 2007

IFJ: Flashback: H5N1

Filed under: IFJ,Pontifications,ScienceJeremy @ 1:03:21 AM
From the "We've-got-ourselves-a-little-situation; It's-worse-than-an-alien-invasion; Jennifer-has-got-a-cold-and Everybody's-got-to-know" Department

Hey, remember all that pre-panic about the Avian Flu “Pandemic”?

What ever happened to that?
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The Lunar Transit

Filed under: ScienceJeremy @ 5:01:29 AM Tags:
From the "And-if-the-band-you're-in-starts-playing-different-tunes; I'll-see-you-on-the-Dark-Side-of-the-Moon" Department

Reminiscent of the Venus Transit three years ago, an Earth-like-Orbit Satellite, Stereo B, captured a deep space A Solar Eclipse

On Feb. 25, 2007, NASA scientists were calibrating some cameras aboard the STEREO-B spacecraft and they pointed the instruments at the sun. Here is what they saw:


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March 16, 2007

Cubicle Culture: Geek Environment

Filed under: Cubicle Culture,Geek-FuJeremy @ 1:10:44 AM
From the "There's-a-guy-who-works-in-another-room, or-on-another-floor" Department

Since the dawn of the Internet Age, I’ve seen several of these “How to make Geek employees happy” lists. Most are quite condescending: “I am Geek, you don’t understand me, make special cases for me, and give me what I want, and accept my iconoclastic behavior.”

This is a little more of the same, but for the first time, I really identified with one in particular:

8 Things Intelligent People, Geeks and Nerds Need To Work Happily

But, as a geek, I’m curious, how many of these “things” are appreciated by non-Geeks?
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The Left-on-Left war

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 11:15:23 AM
From the "Who-says-Regime-Change-starts-at-home?" Department

Now that Democrats are in power, I’ve been counting the days before the fringe left was angered by the current Congressional Regime.

Code-Pink, a group that is for the strategic redeployment of our Troops from Iraq has now moved their campaign from Crawford Texas to San Francisco California:
A visit to “Camp Pelosi” in front of Nancy Pelosi’s house

Camp Pelosi, San Francisco, California

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March 18, 2007

History is written by the Victors

Filed under: Books,Movies,Reviews,TVJeremy @ 5:08:53 PM Tags: ,
From the "There-are-two-things-I-cannot-stand; people-who-do-not-tolerate-other-cultures, and-the-French" Department

I had to question my historical fiction mind, recently, as I’m in the middle of a book I’m currently reading.

As readers may well know I’m an avid fan of Fiction from the Napoleonic era:

In each genre, the protagonists are the English, with some Irish Help, and the antagonists are the French.
In each genre, the protagonists are the heroes, the antagonists are the sub-par, almost barbarian French.
The concept perturbed me.
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March 19, 2007

Eagles return to Philadelphia!

Filed under: Football,Mindless BanterJeremy @ 9:32:27 AM
From the "Fly-Eagles-Fly, On-the-Road-to-Victory!" Department

In a sign of endorsement of the Philadelphia Eagles of Andy Reid, and Jeffrey Lurie, a pair of Bald Eagles have nested in the Philadelphia Region, marking the first time this has happened in 200 years.

Cisco alerted me to the news, with this poke via AIM:

Cisco: The nest ‘demonstrates the resilience of this species and its apparent growing tolerance to human activity,’ said Dan Brauning, a supervisor with the state Game Commission, in a statement Friday.
Cisco: Kinda gives you hope that you too could eventually become tolerant to human activity. :)



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March 20, 2007

The Fred Thompson Plan?

Filed under: Pontifications,Searchy FunJeremy @ 7:31:32 AM
From the "Fred-Thompson-doesn’t-take-a-dump, son, without-a-plan" Department

Chad, over at Pirate King, has noted that he is getting a lot of search hits for his article regarding Fred Thompson.

I’ve noticed the same trend at Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com regarding my Fred Thompson article of the same genre. It is now my top search hit this week. 32 hits in one day.
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PETA hates this Bear

Filed under: Pontifications,RantsJeremy @ 12:14:47 PM
From the "In-the-bright-shop-window-sits-the-polar-bear Makes-the-children's-eyes-light-up-to-see-him-there" Department


Meet Knut, he’s a 3-month old Polar Bear. Back in December, he was abandoned by his Welfare Queen mother, who was living on the dole in a Berlin Zoo.

Now that the Zoo has taken over taking care of the Bear pup, like a bunch of angry heartless Republicans, the Animal Rights activists have cried foul, saying that the bear should be put out of the public misery.

Hattip: The Writing Company
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March 21, 2007

Fred Thompson vs. Ghandi

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 10:10:11 AM
From the "Becoming-the-center-of-all-that-is-Fred-Thompson, one-search-hit-at-a-time" Department

I heard this on the radio, the other day, it is only a coincidence that it was written and read by Fred Thompson:

Gandhi’s Way Isn’t the American Way

Link courtesy of National Review Online

I’ve been trying to find the original sources that Thompson cites, but this was very interesting:
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March 22, 2007

Axis of Evil II – Electric Boogaloo

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 9:02:22 AM Tags:
From the "Yes-I-am-the-dictator, the-more-guns-I-got-the-better; Yes-I-am-the-liquidator, I-carry-that-gold-Beretta" Department

Parade Magazine not-so-recently came out with its Worst Dictators of 2007 list. The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com have been eager to see it, and compare it with the 2006 list.
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March 23, 2007

Twitterpated

Filed under: Geek-Fu,Pontifications,RantsJeremy @ 6:24:29 AM
From the "In-the-Future, everyone-will-have-15-minutes-of-privacy" Department

First, there were websites; people knew who you were
Then, there were blogs; websites which let everyone know who you are, and what you thought
Then, there was myspace; websites which let everyone know who you are, what you do, what you like, who your friends are, and who was stalking you.
Then, signal-to-noise ratio went downhill.

Now, I see a new “service”, called, Twitter. It is essentially a personal tagging engine, so you can share with the world what you are doing. right now. or right. now. And populating a database with stuff that makes my mindless banter almost seem entertaining.
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Animusic

Filed under: Geek-Fu,ReviewsJeremy @ 7:23:19 AM Tags:
From the "Chicken-or-the-egg; or-music-before-the-video?" Department

I was directed to these folks several years ago, when they published their first DVD of computer animated music:

When I first saw it, I said, big deal, this is just a cartoon to music.
But then I learned more, it was a cartoon programed to music.
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March 26, 2007

Fred Thompson Watch

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 6:29:20 AM
From the "Admiral-Painter-In '08" Department

More pontificating on the most popular unannounced candidate:
Paul Mirengoff at Powerline Blog:

In a sense, then, Thompson looks like the perfect blend of the Allen/Frist/Romney/Gingrich and McCain/Giuliani “factions.” He seems to combine the conservatism of the former cluster with at least some of the popularity and stature of the latter pairing. This is not to suggest that Thompson is a national hero like McCain and Giuliani. But in addition to a long and distinguished record of public service, he has the good fortune to play a distinguished public servant on television. Millions of Americans see Thompson exercise sound judgment every week as the district attorney on “Law and Order.” I’m reliably informed that the show’s creator, Dick Wolf, developed the persona of this fictional D.A. specifically for Thompson, and that the actor/politician protects his image by pushing back when he thinks his lines don’t portray him in the proper light. But the point isn’t whether we’re seeing the real Fred Thompson on the show; the point is that, if Thompson runs, millions of America will see the character when they see the candidate, and to that extent will like what they see.

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March 27, 2007

Ghost in the Machine

Filed under: Geek-Fu,PontificationsJeremy @ 8:57:31 AM Tags:
From the "Main-Screen-Turn-On" Department

It is hard to deny, these days, the power of the internet, and this marketing construct which is called Web 2.0.

I’ve always known there is an information revolution going on. And there is a lot of opportunity out there for incredible success, or the opposite.

I found this video at Randy’s Blog:


It makes an attempt to recognize the importance of what the author calls, “Digital Text”, and the rapidly evolving technology of information.
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March 28, 2007

Jeremy’s Head

From the "The-Kitchen-Sink" Department

Several topics are running around in my head this morning, but none of them are making their way into any kind of thoughtful text:
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March 29, 2007

The Modernist #18: On Sixty Years of the “Angry Left”

Filed under: ModernistJeremy @ 1:30:20 AM

The Modernist Papers

Back in January of 2006, Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com reader, and co-worker of The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com, Cisco, asked a very interesting question:

So has this changed since Bush senior or Reagan was in office? If so, why do you think it has?

He was referring to the level of anti-Bush sentiment and the level of resistance to George W. Bush’s judicial nominees, compared to that of Clinton’s extreme nominees.

I didn’t have a good answer then. But I kept thinking about it.

Then Dad sent me the following video, on the subject of Global Warming.

The answer to the question was obliquely buried 45 minutes into the program. But it hit me in the face like a baseball bat.
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March 30, 2007

DST2K7 Part II – Electric Boogalo

Filed under: Administrivia,Geek-Fu,PontificationsJeremy @ 10:06:22 AM
From the "My-Watch-Stopped-Part-II-Electric-Boogalo" Department

Prepare for part two of the DST2K7 Virus.

Remember, there are systems out there that are still programmed to convert an hour on April 1, at 02:00 Local Time.
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Doctor’s Day?

Filed under: Mindless BanterJeremy @ 11:12:34 AM
From the "I-said, doctor, doctor, Mister-M.D., can-you-tell-me, what's-ailing-me?" Department

Happy Doctor’s Day to The-Evil-Doctor-Merlin-Channing-Lowe-Jr.

I don’t know how you subverted the world into giving you a Holiday of your own, but The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com appreciate their official Medical Expert of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com.
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