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Pontifications and Other Mindless Banter

July 2, 2007

U.S.Africa

Filed under: IFJ,PontificationsJeremy @ 6:00:13 AM
From the "Unite-or-Die" Department

GOP Vixen points The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com to an article on Al Jazeera (yes, that Aljazerea)

The Colonel suggests to Africa that the continent needs to unify as one Federation.

Or as he says it:
Unite or Die

Yo, Colonel. You need a good marketing campaign.
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July 3, 2007

Where’s Marshall?

Filed under: Cubicle Culture,Mindless BanterJeremy @ 6:22:03 AM
From the "Where's-Marshie" Department

Me: He’s not here.
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Why we will never get to Mars

Filed under: Parodies,ScienceJeremy @ 9:28:14 AM
From the "Duct-tape-is-like-the-force. It-has-a-light-side, a-dark-side, and-it-holds-the-universe-together." Department

There is a major factor why The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com believe mankind will never get to Mars.

Read this article (Free Republic)

Did you see the reason?

It was this:

“Duct tape doesn’t work in the vacuum of space,” said John Shannon, the mission management team’s chairman.

The manned space program is doomed.
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July 4, 2007

In Congress, July 4, 1776

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 12:01:23 AM

Nations come into being in many ways. Military rebellion, civil strife, acts of heroism, acts of treachery, a thousand greater and lesser clashes between defenders of the old order and supporters of the new–all these occurrences and more have marked the emergences of new nations, large and small. The birth of our own nation included them all. That birth was unique, not only in the immensity of its later impact on the course of world history and the growth of democracy, but also because so many of the threads in our national history run back through time to come together in one place, in one time, and in one document: the Declaration of Independence.

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Migration

Filed under: AdministriviaJeremy @ 12:00:47 PM
From the "Get-off-the-Maine-Turnpike; cut-through-the-Ames-Parking-Lot; Turn-left-at-the-kid-selling-fireworks-on-the-corner; and-your-there!" Department

We’re Migrating.
So if you leave comments now, they will not be populated by the new server.

Also, while the migration occurs, Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com will probably be down.

Don’t worry, we’ll be back.
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July 5, 2007

Spam Independence?

Filed under: IFJ,RantsJeremy @ 6:00:57 AM
From the "What-Sacred-Honor?" Department

Was anyone else pummeled by these fake Greeting Cards yesterday?

I got several of them, from Senders such as “Hallmark.com”, or “Greeting-Card.com” and “Riversong.com”
Under the subject of:

Happy July 4th!

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Subterfuge III

Filed under: Mindless BanterJeremy @ 11:08:36 AM
From the "Which-do-you-want-first? The-Good-News, or The-Bad-News?" Department

I’ve got good news and bad news, The-Evil-Doctor-Merlin-Channing-Lowe-Jr.

The Good News is your car is washed…
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July 6, 2007

The Springfield Effect

Filed under: ParodiesJeremy @ 10:29:11 AM
From the "I-feel-like-I'm-wasting-a-fortune-just-standing-here" Department


The Springfield Effect is the name given to the phenomenon by which every place named Springfield is hard-linked in hyperspace to every other place of this name. In other words, there is only one place named Springfield, but it is “linked” to various locations in the world.

After a hat tip from The Noodle Incident, I decided to make my own Simpson’s Avatar

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July 7, 2007

7-7-7

Filed under: Mindless BanterJeremy @ 7:59:54 PM
From the "Twenty-one" Department

So, was today lucky, or unlucky for you?

July 9, 2007

G3

Filed under: Geek-Fu,Parodies,PontificationsJeremy @ 5:59:45 AM
From the "Upwards-of-100-miles-per-hour" Department

People have asked The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com what they think of the following headline:

Al Gore’s son arrested on drug charges
24-year-old was driving Prius at about 100 mph, authorities say
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Selective Service

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 12:00:17 PM
From the "The-number-of-inquiries-you-have-made-to-us during-this-time has-led-us-to-determine-that-we-are-unable-to-meet-your-current-wireless-needs" Department

I’m amused by this article in the Wall Street Journal regarding Sprint’s Customer Service policy:

Sprint Drops Clients Over Excessive Inquiries
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July 10, 2007

It’s the Economy Stupid

Filed under: Geek-Fu,PontificationsJeremy @ 8:25:04 AM
From the "He-who-dies-with-the-most-toys-wins" Department

So what kind of economy are we living in right now?
Good, or bad?

Housing is pretty spongy, and I predict some major foreclosures coming from this SubPrime Mortgage Fad.

But look at unemployment. Its at 4.5%, pretty much everyone has a job.

So what are people doing with their money?
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July 11, 2007

More New Words

Filed under: Mindless BanterJeremy @ 12:39:12 PM
From the "Nobody-has-to-use `ginormous' if-they-don't-want-to." Department

This think was sented to The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com from the former co-hort, yesterday.
New dictionary includes ‘ginormous’

Yes, ginormous
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July 12, 2007

Attack of the Killer Badgers

Filed under: Mindless BanterJeremy @ 12:57:46 PM
From the "Badger-Badger-Badger" Department

Dateline: Iraq
A new menace terrorizes the city of Basra:

New York Post: The Beast of Basra
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July 13, 2007

Friday the G.B.

Filed under: PersonalJeremy @ 7:31:27 AM
From the "Everybody-Loves-G.B." Department

Since G.B. and I were both born on the 13th of a month, we will occasionally have events where our birthdays land on a Friday; and thus we also celebrate Friday the 13th as well.

That means Ang gets one this year.
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July 16, 2007

This is for What you did to my Brother!

Filed under: Geek-Fu,ParodiesJeremy @ 11:10:31 AM Tags:
From the "Family-Killed-by-Pirates: Need-Money-to-buckle-a-swash" Department

Aparently, this is becoming an epidemic, as tens upon tens of people are rendered homeless after precious family members are smoted by the Ninja Horde
And the Pool is growing.

It makes me want to practice my Geek-Fu
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Where’s Marshall Update

Filed under: Cubicle Culture,Mindless BanterJeremy @ 12:25:07 PM
From the "Survey-SAYS!" Department

FYI, Marshie is back in the office

July 17, 2007

Happy iCal Day

Filed under: Geek-Fu,ParodiesJeremy @ 6:14:03 AM
From the "Forcing-Everyone-to-Celebrate-when-iCal-was-announced" Department

For you Mac Geeks out there, today is the day your iCal icon matches the rest of the world.

They say a broken clock is right twice a day, well the iMac Calender is right once a year. Soak it up!

You’re living the dream!

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Something-dot-com

Filed under: Administrivia,PontificationsJeremy @ 7:45:52 AM
From the "...and-this-is-a-website!" Department

Since I’m going on Vacation in less than 60 days, I’ve been pondering the idea of opening up a portal for Guest Blogging on Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com.

Once upon a time, I swore there would be no guest blogging; I mean, its Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com, it doesn’t make a lick of sense to have a different author. But I think it could be spun right.
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July 18, 2007

Early to Bed – Early to Rise

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 6:38:20 AM
From the "Let-us-vote, let-us-vote" Department

Well, you know what it makes a man…

To bad you can’t find any of them in the United States Senate.

The Senate Slumber Party – Hosted by Harry Reid – Nevada
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July 19, 2007

So Who Really Lost?

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 8:42:03 AM
From the "I'm-a-loser-baby, so-why-don't-you-kill-me?" Department

After the Slumber Party of July 2007 (Hosted by Harry Reid – Nevada :: Sorry Laura), I ask the question, who really lost?

Was it the Democrats?
Was it the Republicans?
Was it the President?
Or maybe someone else?
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H-E-Double-What?

Filed under: Cubicle Culture,Geek-Fu,ScienceJeremy @ 12:59:41 PM
From the "So-Hologramic oh-my T-V-C-one-five" Department

I don’t know if I should be concerned.

While I was in THREE HOURS of teleconference Meetings (2.5 of which I blame Cisco for), a Contractor was wandering around the cubicle jungle, and came by my desk with a device that looked like it came out of the movie GhostBusters.
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July 22, 2007

Book Review: The Mauritius Command

Filed under: Books,ReviewsJeremy @ 5:52:39 PM Tags:

I just crossed Patrick O’Brian’s The Mauritius Command off of the Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com Reading List.

SPOILERS BELOW

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July 23, 2007

Another Clinton/Nixon Analogy

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 9:49:56 AM
From the "Theories-are-like-aft-thrusters..." Department

It seems everyone has a theory these days:

You may remember my Summer of 1972 Theory where I agreed with the The Commissar when he suggested Hillary Clinton would derail the Democratic ticket in 2008 like Hubert Humphrey did in 1972; and bring in a more hard-left-leaning candidate (McGovern), thus ushering in a more tolerable Republican Candidate (Nixon).

I caught this over at Wizbang::Blue:
Is Hillary Clinton The New Richard Nixon?

Their theory: As Nixon was the renegade of the Republicans, Hillary is the renegade of the Democrats.
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SiriuM Radio

Filed under: Geek-Fu,PontificationsJeremy @ 10:14:14 AM
From the "Or-is-it-Xirius-Radio?" Department

Fox News is reporting that XM and Sirius are another step closer to a merger.
XM, Sirius Plan to Offer ‘A La Carte’ Programming

Previous: Satellite Collision
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Too Much Spam

Filed under: Administrivia,IFJJeremy @ 8:51:14 PM Tags:
From the "My-god! Its-full-of-Spam!" Department

I’ve been going over my spam logs for Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com and since Friday, I’ve been getting at least one piece of comment/trackback spam every minute. So, I’ve downloaded the latest version of Bad Behavior to put as the primary defense again.

Spam Karma was doing to the trick, but it is thrashing my comment table. I had to do something.
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July 24, 2007

YouTube Politics

Filed under: Parodies,PontificationsJeremy @ 10:34:36 AM
From the "Yes, I-Have-A-Question; How-Much-can-you-talk, and-not-actually-SAY-anything?" Department

Now, I didn’t watch the CNN/YouTube Debates, but I DID watch these parody questions from VodkaPundit.


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July 25, 2007

Learn to Excel

Filed under: Cubicle Culture,Geek-Fu,PersonalJeremy @ 10:44:06 AM
From the "Segmentation-Fault: Dump-The-Core!" Department

Wednesdays are always a joy.

Thursdays are my Death-By-Meeting day (As I’m plundered by a plethora of meetings from 09:00 to 15:00)

But Wednesdays are my reporting days. Where I deliver, sometimes countless, reports to various units all over the world!
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July 27, 2007

Is the NFL going Ghetto?

Filed under: Football,Pontifications,RantsJeremy @ 8:18:17 AM
From the "And-his-hunger-burns; So-he-starts-to-roam-the-streets-at-night; And-he-learns-how-to-steal; And-he-learns-how-to-fight; In-the-ghetto" Department

Ron Mexico strikes again, he was indicted for crimes around Dog Fighting. And now the talking heads are comparing the NFL to the NBA.


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July 31, 2007

Is it too late to win?

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 10:19:52 AM
From the "I-said-WAR, UHGH, Good-god-y'all" Department

If you read back through the articles on this web site, it is safe to say that The Editors of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com are proponents for the War on Terror, which we believe includes the War in Iraq.

As of late, we’ve felt the pressure of being in the minority of the public opinion.

However, this New York Times article caught our eye.

VIEWED from Iraq, where we just spent eight days meeting with American and Iraqi military and civilian personnel, the political debate in Washington is surreal. The Bush administration has over four years lost essentially all credibility. Yet now the administration’s critics, in part as a result, seem unaware of the significant changes taking place.

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And A River Runs Through It

Filed under: LocalJeremy @ 5:19:23 PM
From the "Into-the-blue-again; after-the-moneys-gone; Once-in-a-lifetime; water-flowing-underground" Department

Today, the Olde Pueblo got pounded with Rain. Even the cubicle jungle had flooding from the directional stream of water falling from the sky.

Roads were flooded on the South Side of town, causing my normal 20 minute drive home to become a 45 minute drive home.

I drove by the Santa Cruz River, and had to stop.
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