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December 6, 2009

A Star Trek Christmas Carol

Filed under: Geek-Fu,ParodiesJeremy @ 4:33:20 PM
From the "Just-what-the-world-needed, another-Christmas-Carol-parody/remake" Department

After a few too many geeks and tasty adult beverages, was a discussion of the best version of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.

One person mentioned that Patrick Stewart performed one.

Given that opening, I used my Captain Picard impersonation (which sounds more like Sean Connery than Patrick Stewart) and threw out lines from A Christmas Carol.

It went downhill from there…

This is what we created:
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December 16, 2009

Ignorance vs. Arrogance

From the "What-does-driving, bicycles, cell-phones, and-Climate-Change-have-in-common?" Department

I mentioned in a Previous Article about an observations I’ve been making on the behavior of life I’ve witness, and how people interact with each other.

A lot of the everyday problems are a result of this awful dichotomy of Ignorance and Arrogance.

For example, when you see a ginormous SUV parked in a spot clearly labeled “Compact Cars Only”…
Was that driver Ignorant of the sign? Or Arrogant, and thinking that the sign does not apply to them, at that time.
Either answer is not good.
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December 18, 2009

Pontifictaion Number: 3456

Filed under: Mindless Banter,PontificationsJeremy @ 5:15:11 PM Tags:
From the "Are-you-finished?" Department

Another observation I’ve discerned not-so-recently, but was brought more to light today…

I’ve noticed that, in some personalities, when a person doesn’t know much in a conversation, they talk a lot more.
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December 23, 2009

The Great Firewall of Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com

Filed under: Administrivia,Geek-Fu,LocalJeremy @ 4:47:26 PM
From the "Still-good-in-China, but-not-at-the-Jeremy-Gilby-dot-Compound" Department

Sorry for the lack of text, but there is a story behind it.

See, on Saturday, I woke up in the Jeremy-Gilby-dot-Compound and found I had no access to my Jeremy-Gilby-dot-Email, or the Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com website proper.

I thought it was another server outage. Since I just recently applied for a job, and was expecting some kind of communication.

It wasn’t until Tuesday, when I accessed the internet away from the house that I learned it was something else.
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December 24, 2009

WordPress 2.9

Filed under: Administrivia,Geek-FuJeremy @ 1:15:17 AM Tags:
From the "Two-point-Nine" Department

Last night I upgraded Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com to, the latest 0.x release: WordPress 2.9.

Since this was a upgrade and not an update, please be aware of any issues you might see on Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com.
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December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas

Filed under: PontificationsJeremy @ 12:01:55 AM

There’s a little girl trembling on a cold December morn
Crying for momma’s arms
At an orphanage just outside a little China town
There the forgotten are

But half a world away I hang the stockings by the fire
And dream about the day when I can finally call you mine

It’s Christmas time again but you’re not home
Your family is here and yet you’re somewhere else alone
And so tonight I pray that God will come and hold you in his arms
And tell you from my heart I wish you Merry Christmas

As I hang the tinsel on the tree and watch the twinkling lights
I’m warmed by the fire’s glow
Outside the children tumble in a wonderland of white,
Make angels in the snow

But half a world away you try your best to fight the tears
And hope that heaven’s angels come to carry you here

It’s Christmas time again but you’re not home
Your family is here and yet you’re somewhere else alone
And so tonight I pray that God will come and hold you in his arms
And tell you from my heart I wish you Merry Christmas

Christmas is a time to celebrate the holy child
And we celebrate his perfect gift of love
He came to earth to give his life
And prepare a place for us
So we could have a home with him above

It’s Christmas time again and now you’re home
Your family is here so you will never be alone
So tonight before you go to sleep, I’ll hold you in my arms
And I’ll tell you from my heart, and I’ll you from my heart
I wish you Merry Christmas

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December 27, 2009

How I Spent My Christmas Vacation

Filed under: Local,PersonalJeremy @ 12:40:14 AM
From the "Another-Gilby-Family-Reunion" Department

Dad is in town!

He arrived yesterday (since this post is written today, which feels like tomorrow)
He will be in the Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com Vicinity through the 5th.
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December 31, 2009

The End of the Aughts

Filed under: Pontifications,RantsJeremy @ 4:40:13 PM
From the "Worst. Decade. Ever." Department

As 2009 comes to a close, some are calling it the end of the decade. (Did we not learn this lesson in 2000?)

Anyways, I guess when a digit counter resets, it is a big deal and one should look back and pontificate…

Some have also said that the 20-Aughts were the worst decade ever. Seriously, EVER.

(Don’t you think that it a bit egotistic?)
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