I was attending a wedding this weekend of one of my long-time friends, and the conversation at my table drifted slightly into the political. (I blame The-Evil-Doctor-Merlin-Channing-Lowe-Jr., who was seated at said table thus designating this an area for the Dark Cabal that Controls Everything.)
Anyways, one of the other wedding guests said the following:
“If I vote early, can I be exempt from the rest of the Presidential Campaign?”
It was very poignant. But I had to point out the fact that Arizona is a relatively safe Red State, so neither campaign is targeting ads at us.
“Just be thankful we do not live in a swing state.”
So to you swing states out there, I can’t understand your pain. But do this country proud and vote.
For my liberal friends, please remember that Election Day is the first Wednesday of November.